★ As Featured in Forbes

Royal treatment
for the Family Jewels.

100% merino wool, 17.5 micron. No polyester, nylon or spandex in the fabric. Most customers wear a pair 2 to 3 days between washes, without the stale gym-bag situation.

Happy Banana merino wool boxer briefs

AS FEATURED IN FORBES

Featured in Forbes, “Essential Men’s Underwear Brands For All-Day Comfort And Self-Care,” by Cassell Ferere, October 13, 2024.

The Problem Nobody Talks About

Why You Should Light Your Other Underwear on Fire.

You trust major brands with your health. They use cheap synthetic fabric. None of the good stuff, all of the B.S.

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Is Plastic on Your Nuts

Polyester is plastic. In 2025, PET, the plastic polyester is made from, was the most common plastic found in men's semen. Nobody has run the fabric study yet. We did not wait.

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Can Make Your Banana Sad

Synthetics trap heat. Harvard found men in boxers had 25% higher sperm concentration than men in tighter styles. That study was about fit and heat, not fabric, and heat is heat.

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Can Fester Odors

Synthetics hold sweat and grow the bacteria that make the smell. Merino manages moisture so the smell never gets started.

Sources: Guo et al., Toxics, 2025 · Hu et al., Toxicological Sciences, 2024 · Minguez-Alarcon et al., Human Reproduction, 2018 · Full list at /pages/research
  • Temperature Control

    Natural temp regulation. Cool in summer, warm in winter. No more swamp.

  • Moisture Wicking

    Absorbs up to 35% of its weight in moisture while feeling dry. All-day comfort.

  • Odor Resistant

    Manages moisture so odor bacteria never get going. Wear 2 to 3 days between washes. Seriously.

  • Plastic-Free Fabric

    No polyester, nylon or spandex in the fabric. Plastic does not need front-row seats at the family jewels.

Your Plan

Three steps to a better first layer.

We read the studies, sourced the wool, and made the switch dead simple.

1

Choose Your Pack

Single pair to try, or go all-in with a 5 or 7-pack.

2

Ditch the Synthetics

Replace your polyester drawer. Try-On Guarantee on every order.

3

Feel the Difference

Temperature regulation, moisture wicking, zero itch.

Why merino beats everything else.

Happy Banana
Cotton Brands
Big Brands
Material
100% Merino Wool
Organic Cotton
Polyester Blend
Odor Resistant
✓ Natural
✕
✕
Temp Regulating
✓ Yes
Partial
✕
Moisture Wicking
✓ 35% absorption
Moderate
Traps moisture
Durability
✓ 20K+ bends
3,200 bends
Pills fast
Price / Pair
From $27
$34
$8 to $15
  • Real customer

    “Bought 7 pairs. Came back and ordered 14 more within a month. The merino is on another level.”

    Mike T. · Verified Buyer · 7-Pack, then 14 more

  • Real customer

    “Skeptical about wool underwear. I was completely wrong. Softer than cotton and zero itch.”

    James R. · Verified Buyer · 5-Pack

  • Real customer

    “After reading the studies on polyester and fertility, I switched everything. These are the real deal.”

    David L. · Verified Buyer · 7-Pack

Made in small batches. Ships from NYC.

Plastic-free fabric. More comfortable. Wrong size? Free swap, no return required.